Justin Buzzard offers some funny prayer starters based on the Myers-Briggs personality typing. I am an INTJ, last time I checked. According to this description, I share personality traits with C. S. Lewis, Gandalf the Grey and Hannibal Lecter. God help me! ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 […]
Here’s the way I go about making enemies: 1. Start a blog. 2. Ask a friend to host the blog on his web server (for free!). 3. Install a plug-in on the blog which… 4. Crashes your friends web server repeatedly for a couple of days, the same server that just happens to bring your […]
I don’t know this kid, but I’ll adopt her.
One of my favorite motivational techniques: Guilt.
Have you been having trouble walking with God lately? Well, have I got “good news” for you. You can have your very own personal Jesus doll to encourage and uplift you while you walk through the valley of the shadow of death. This Jesus has several important Bible verses memorized and will recite them for […]
Get this. My aunt and uncle in a Huntington, WV, “suburb,” have been featured all over the national news scene for digging their dog out of a drain pipe. My uncle’s dog, whom he’s had for 14 years, got caught in a drain pipe presumably to escape the heat, and was pretty much buried alive […]
I don’t know whether to be embarrassed by this guy or proud of him. Either way, he’s creative. He’s featured so prominently on this blog because he performed this heroic stunt just a few miles from my hometown in Huntington, WV.