Praying Through Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type

Justin Buzzard offers some funny prayer starters based on the Myers-Briggs personality typing. I am an INTJ, last time I checked. According to this description, I share personality traits with C. S. Lewis, Gandalf the Grey and Hannibal Lecter. God help me! ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t. ISTP: God help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive. ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault. ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask. ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right. ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking). ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously,…

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How to Turn Friends into Enemies

Here’s the way I go about making enemies: 1. Start a blog. 2. Ask a friend to host the blog on his web server (for free!). 3. Install a plug-in on the blog which… 4. Crashes your friends web server repeatedly for a couple of days, the same server that just happens to bring your friend a portion of his income. 5. Freak out, sweat, and try to get calm. Call your friend to tell him what happened. 6. Hope he doesn’t hate you now. That’s exactly what happened to me the last couple of days. My friend is hosting this blog for me and I crashed his web server with this blog. At first, I thought someone got mad at me for the Planned Parenthood post and hacked into it. But we concluded that it was a plug-in. Sorry, Josh! Don’t hate me…

A Stronger Faith for only $19.95 (plus Shipping and Handling)

Have you been having trouble walking with God lately? Well, have I got “good news” for you. You can have your very own personal Jesus doll to encourage and uplift you while you walk through the valley of the shadow of death. This Jesus has several important Bible verses memorized and will recite them for you whenever you need a pick-me-up. Never mind that pesky old Second Commandment, your family will enjoy hours of entertainment and spiritual enjoyment from this cute little toy. Lost sheep sold separately.

I Got My Dog! (out of a 30 foot hole in the ground, that is)

Get this. My aunt and uncle in a Huntington, WV, “suburb,” have been featured all over the national news scene for digging their dog out of a drain pipe. My uncle’s dog, whom he’s had for 14 years, got caught in a drain pipe presumably to escape the heat, and was pretty much buried alive for four days. My uncle dug a 30′ hole in his front yard to access the drain pipe. He cut the pipe open and pulled the dog through. At first, it was a local news sensation, as these things tend to be. But within a day’s time, they have been featured on CNN (video)and MSNBC. Tomorrow morning (8/22), Good Morning America will do a live feature from their own dug up front yard. The day after that, they and their dog will be off to NYC (New York City!!) to be on the today show.…

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Practical use of duct tape

I don’t know whether to be embarrassed by this guy or proud of him. Either way, he’s creative. He’s featured so prominently on this blog because he performed this heroic stunt just a few miles from my hometown in Huntington, WV.